Welcome to epicjunk.com, where the world's cheesiest...um...the best! movies get turned into epic poetry. No bullshit. Just epic greatness.

Epic Junk is the place where your unrequited love for the cult classics of Hollywood gets legitimized by the fine verse-making skills of your gracious host, and where you get to encounter alliterative verse translations of Snakes on a Plane, the Fifth Element, Harold and Kumar and a bunch of other films that were unfairly shafted by unappreciative critics (and some that weren't, but that just NEED to be told as epic poetry).

This site is the only place that will make you see the epic beauty that lies within the core of every Bruckheimer/Bay crapfest, and consider the timelessness of The Terminator and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly as they become transformed into ancient rhyme.

So, proceed onward and enter the world of Epic Junk by clicking on the links above, and make sure to come back often!