The Epics
The Epic Junk (what you came here for, or AKA, the goods)
Here it is: the nucleus of the hopefully ever-expanding library of epic poems inspired by cheesy and not-so-cheesy-but-still-awesome-cool movies. This will be the starting page for all my future additions, so bookmark this one, or just check the feed link on the bottom of this page, since the News-of-Epicness will announce any new additions as they are made. I hope to have one new poem done each week, and hopefully in the future, feature things such as See it or Junk it Epic Style? – Helping You Save $10 This Weekend, and Please Dude, Do This Movie Next! poll type of thing.
So, to start things off, check out epic poems currently in the library, although only one is actually complete. More will be added as I get to them, but I will put up a list of upcoming movies for all three of my readers waiting breathlessly on my next magnum opus.
