Archive for the 'Epics' Category
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
OMG! 300 opens tomorrow, and I have an epic poem about it. OMGROFL! hurry up and read it you lazy bastards! Click on the link - MOST EPIC EVAR!
You wanna a preview? What? Hell no! What did I say? READ THE F*CKING POEM!
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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
So, it seems I've been in a coma for the last few months, or abducted by aliens or something, since it's been so long since I added to my magnum opus that this site is about as current as the crappy movies I write about. So... to redeem myself, I decided to take on [...]
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Monday, September 18th, 2006
UPDATE!: now with moo.fx goodness...
So, here's another, or at least the first four parts of it. Remember, this is epic poetry, and it's supposed to be long, so at least I'm being considerate and feeding you a little at a time. You'll be thankful by the time this monster is done, and it will [...]
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Sunday, September 17th, 2006
one man brought it...or so the trailer would begin (coming to epicjunk.com this Christmas)
In the meantime, hey! The site is live and running, and it begins with the Ode of Godsname and the Wyrm. I hope you enjoy this first foray into epicizing cinema, and stay tuned for the regular updates every week, with [...]
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